Santa gets hungry on Christmas Eve. Why not leave him some of his favorite cookies.

Christmas Cookie Recipe
Beat together until smooth:

3/4 cup cooking oil (or seal-skin oil, if you can)

1/2 cup granulated sugar (or glacier sand, if possible)

1/2 cup brown sugar (or toasted snow flakes)

2 eggs (nerd eggs, if you can find any)

Mix in the following:

2 cups flour (or petals from honey flowers)

1/2 teaspoon nutmeg (or dried dandelion Juice

1/2 teaspoon salt (or North Pole ice crystals)

1 teaspoon soda (or ju-ju plant powder)

2 teaspoons cinnamon (or Cimarron sneezes)

1 teaspoon baking powder (or petrified tree sap)

2 cups oatmeal (or uncooked elf mush, if you can buy it)

Mix well, then add 12 ounces of chocolate chips and 1 1/2 cups of chopped walnuts. Bake at 375 degrees for 13 minutes.
Will give you about three dozen.